Badgers tend to be furry, slightly rabid and a bit fat. They are also profoundly lacking in the area of common sense.

Computer programmers are bearded, violently rabid if you happen to disregard their favorite text editor/IDE/browser/media player/operating system in the slightest way and frighteningly obese. Since they spend most of their lives stuck behind a screen, they don’t have the slightest idea about the real world, and as a consequence suffer with a complete lack of common sense.

Run. The badgers are coming.