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I Know the Pieces Fit

Posted by: generalmaximus on: April 22, 2009

I was having trouble publishing this post. I wonder if I should even put this online. Oh well. I’m getting fucked anyway.
I don’t know how I should feel about coming back here. BA! was my whine blog. It was an outlet for things I couldn’t say directly to people. During class 11 and 12, I [...]

The Nightmare

Posted by: generalmaximus on: January 4, 2009

I just woke up from my very first nightmare of the year 2009. As of now, it’s also officially one of my worst. Here’s how it goes -
I was using my MacBook to burn a DVD when somebody threw a football at me. I was so absorbed in the activity that I failed to catch [...]

2006 and Now – How I’ve Changed

Posted by: generalmaximus on: December 6, 2008

A week ago I was at my not-too-distant relatives’ house for a 25th marriage anniversary party. As always, I crammed as much food on one of those tiny plates you find at expensive parties and sought for a secluded corner where I could hide from the relatives I didn’t know but who assumed I’d known [...]

The Reason Most People Hate Me

Posted by: generalmaximus on: November 1, 2008

This is why people choose to avoid me and my friends. By our standards, what follows is a relatively sane chatlog.

Me : Do you have cancer?
Kitallis : Yes
Me : Why?
Kitallis : I had sex
Me : With a camel?
Kitallis : Frog.
Me : I was about to make a CamelCase joke. Now you’ve ruined it.
Me : [...]

I Want to Go Insane

Posted by: generalmaximus on: May 3, 2008

I want to plunge into computer science, and I want to do it now. I’m sickeningly tired of this competitive examinations thing. I just hope it gets over soon, so I can get on with my life. Just another month to go …
It’s been more than an year since I learned Python, and I still [...]

The Road to DCE (and AIEEE)

Posted by: generalmaximus on: March 28, 2008

I just joined a crash course for “IIT/AIEE/DCE/VIT etc.” at a tution center nearby. They call themselves an “institute”, but the place is relatively new with very few students, so it’s more like a tution center. Even the walls still smell of wet paint (when I say walls, I mean the large wooden plyboards these [...]

People = Shit

Posted by: generalmaximus on: March 22, 2008

Only when you get to meet them do you realize this. People = shit. Now I know why I’m not social, or why I manage to get along with only a very few people.
People don’t value life, people don’t value your work, people don’t value you. All that they want to do with you is [...]

I Just Survived Physics

Posted by: generalmaximus on: March 7, 2008

Finally, the two most evil examinations have ended, and on a pretty good note too. Physics and Chemistry can kiss my fat dog infested butt goodbye. I’ll be damned if I ever – mark my words archive.org – ever so much as look at the NCERT Physics and Chemistry books. Life has suddenly become all [...]

Dog! Yay!

Posted by: generalmaximus on: March 5, 2008

I got a dog, a spaniel to be precise. He’s a month and 7 days old as of today, and already bouncing around the place like it belongs to him. The little guy has waged a war on all forms of clothing, bedding and feet-wiping equipment (it’s his teething phase). Here’s a picture of him [...]



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